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Recovery weeks should be renamed “devil’s weeks” because they’re terrible, evil, and deceptive.

"What’s your race plan?"

rowrunlive:

  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

clacl:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

It’s like straight sex

acadetexas:

I don’t understand why some girls dumb themselves down when they talk to guys. Like, I’m a smart ass and I’m gonna let people realize it.

This is me.

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

dinocean:

FOCUSED START

dinocean:

FOCUSED START

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  1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt
  2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last
  3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get
  4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out.
  5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about
  6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window
  7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories
  8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible
  9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless
  10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog
  11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts
  12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse
  13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door.
  14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up.
  15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters
  16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself.
  17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
  18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.
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- insical (via insical)